I WAS having commitment
problems. Not with a
relationship. This was more
serious -- this was with my
computer.
Annoying pop-up
advertisements kept asking
if I wanted to continue
antivirus or antispyware
trial programs. I wavered.
Should I buy? Would it help
or destroy my computer? Was
it a scam?
Chickening out, I pressed
the continue button. Then,
like a boyfriend setting an
ultimatum, the program
sternly told me that I had
10 more days to make up my
mind.
What to do?
What else -- call in a
therapist.
I saw a flyer on a bulletin
board at a Quiznos sandwich
shop for Adam Sanderson,
chief executive of Computer
Overhauls (www.computeroverhauls.com).
A computer doctor! He would
have to do.
(Photo by Librado Romero/The
New York Times)
When I called he sounded
knowledgeable and
reassuring. For $199, he
would clean my family's
year-old computer, install
the appropriate programs and
have it running in tip-top
shape.
Customers can either deliver
their tower, as he called it
(I always thought of it as
the hard drive) to his
offices in New Rochelle,
N.Y., or in Manhattan, or he
will pick it up.
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Adam, 25, who has an M.B.A.
with a specialty in
information technology,
showed up at 10:15 a.m.
sharp, nattily dressed. This
gave me confidence.
I confessed my commitment
issues. He'd heard it all
before.
''People get scared,'' he
said. ''They say they don't
want to touch anything.''
It was good to know that I
wasn't out there alone.
Adam gave me a quick rundown
of what I needed: a
firewall, antivirus and
antispyware software.
The firewall acts like a
doorman. If an unwanted
intruder should come
knocking, the firewall goes
up.
Apparently my software,
Microsoft XP, has a built-in
firewall, so no problem
there. Most older programs
don't, so you can either
upgrade the software, buy
firewall software or
purchase a hardware router,
a mechanism the size of a
slim paperback that hooks
directly onto the computer
and serves as a hardware
firewall.
Antivirus software aims to
protect against viruses and
worms. The programs should
automatically update daily,
as new viruses are created
all the time.
''People will say they have
antivirus software, but it's
two years old,'' Adam said.
In other words, it's
useless.
Antispyware software is
supposed to do exactly what
it sounds like -- catch the
bad guys who can track your
surfing habits, your
personal information, your
incoming and outgoing
e-mails, even your every
keystroke.
Installing antispyware
should also eliminate most
of those annoying pop-up
ads.
Finally, your own operating
system, especially Windows,
should also be continuously
updated. As Adam described
it, ''hackers take advantage
of holes in software to get
in.'' By updating your
software, you're closing
those holes.
Our software, Adam told me,
was properly updated. I felt
proud, though I admit, it
had nothing to do with me --
my husband had set that up.
A word of caution: if you
install the protective
software in a badly infected
computer, it could fail to
do the job, or actually make
things worse.
And you don't want to load
too much protection, because
that can block access to
legitimate Web sites or slow
the computer.
That's why, Adam said, he
starts from the bottom up,
by physically cleaning the
tower. When he opened ours,
to my embarrassment, some
small dust bunnies fell out.
Everything else was covered
in a fine layer of dirt.
He continued the rest of
operation in his office.
First he backed up my data
that way, if you're missing
something you need, he can
easily find it.
Then he wiped the entire
hard drive clean. Just
hearing that made me sick to
my stomach.
But Adam, used to this look
of terror in customers'
eyes, assured me that if I
found anything missing, he
could easily load it back
on. Indeed, if I didn't like
the job he did, he could
return the software back to
its original state.
After cleaning and removing
spyware and viruses, he
would take out the dozens of
unnecessary icons and
applications that virtually
every computer has.
Before we get to the end of
the story, I should tell you
that although I didn't
follow the advice of
consumer advocates -- to
hire only someone to repair
your computer who is
recommended by a friend, or
a well-known service -- I
did check his references.
''My computer was running
terribly,'' said Tarun
Hasija of Bricktown, N.J.,
''With all the viruses, it
was taking me 20 minutes to
download my e-mail.'' And
his computer was only six
months old.
Like many people, he tried
to fix it himself. He bought
an antivirus program, but
that became infected.
He thought of calling Dell,
his computer's manufacturer,
but ''I knew I'd be on hold
forever, and then they would
talk in a jargon I didn't
understand.''
Mr. Hasija found Adam
through a friend, and six
months after the major
overhaul, he says, it's
running great.
Elaine Price, director of
consumer affairs for
Westchester County, called
technology helpers like Adam
''the car mechanics of the
21st century.''
Ms. Price said that she had
had few consumer calls about
computer repairs, but one
stuck in her mind: a woman
complained that someone she
hired to fix her machine
took it to his shop and
never got around to bringing
it back.
After Ms. Price's office got
involved, he eventually
returned it.
Here are a few words of
caution:
Make sure your repairer
charges a flat fee rather
than an hourly rate.
Beware of someone who says
he can make your computer
virus and spyware free in an
hour or two. It takes at
least six to eight hours for
an expert to do a thorough
job.
Get assurances that you'll
get a free return visit if
you're not satisfied.
So what happened with my
computer?
Adam brought it back in the
evening. He had installed
Microsoft Antispyware (rated
No.1 by Consumer Reports).
He had installed Symantec
Norton antivirus (No.4 on
the Consumer Report list,
but Adam's favorite). Both
of them will update daily.
Gone were the corrupted
files. The error messages
that used to slow things
down. The unnecessary
applications. No one was
tempting me with 30-day
trial periods.
We'll see how it goes over
the next few months. For
now, my computer and I are
in the second honeymoon
phase. And we both know Adam
is on the other end of the
line if things get ugly
again.